I got that feeling that everything will be alright
I''ve got something to offer do you follow me
I''ve got the sunshine so come outside and you will see

I talk in Italian and I drive a mini car all the time
I wear my glasses and my ass is always on the line
I''m getting a spear thrown at me every which way
Which way I go, and I got the ladies falling at my feet
That cant be bad.

This time in the morning,
I know you got me yawning for you
Mmmmmm Michael Caine
This time baby I know I think I maybe like you
Mmmmmm Michael Caine

There''s Mona Lisa, she''s always got a lot to say
She''s such a teaser I''ll get her on another day
She sells something and no one seems to know that
She''ll make her money by lying naked on her back

She''s in a raincoat under a candy colored neon light
She''s got my lipstick on and black eyeliner in her eyes
I got her attention now she wants me to be her teacher
She''s got me hooked and now I''m educating Rita

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